Posts tagged ‘dead’
Whitney Houston’s Daughter Celebrated Her Death By Reenacting It
Whitney Houston was laid to rest this past Saturday in the best funeral a junkie who overdosed could ever have, and while there were many affectionate displays remembering Whitney, the most poignant display had to be her daughter, Bobbi Kristina, getting high after the ceremony had completed. According to the Daily Beast: Just hours after [...]
Whitney Houston’s Record Sales Surge
The sales of Whitney Houston’s records has jumped to No. 2 on the iTunes charts thanks in large part to her dying. Either that or people who are really big fans of her music and not so much on current events went out and bought her music. There was some shit that Sony went all [...]
Whitney Houston Is Dead
Less than four hours before the Clive Davis party at the Beverly Hills Hilton, Whitney Houston took a lethal dose of tequila and Xanax and decided to do the responsible thing and take a bath. Not that being responsible has always been Houston’s strong suit, but one would think booze and enough anti anxiety medication [...]
Joe Paterno Has Died
Just three short months after being fired from the same coaching position which he held for the previous 87 years, and only two months after he was diagnosed with lung cancer, Joe Paterno has died. In what was defined as “complications” to the treatment of his cancer, although was probably due to the cancer itself, [...]
Kim Jong-Il Has Died
2011 is turning out to be a great year politically for the United States. There are signs the recession is leaving stateside and heading over to the euro bastards as the dollar continues to gain ground while the Greeks continue to protest to keep a 25 hour work week, Italy commits more political scandals than [...]
Patrice O’Neal Has Died
Patrice O’Neal, the almost famous comedian from all those VH1 shows like “I love the 80′s” and “I love the 70′s” and “I love the 90′s”, died today of complications from a stroke he had last month. I’m pretty sure he had diabetes too, so it’s really anybody’s guess what killed him. Fried chicken or [...]
Andy Rooney Has Died
Keeping up with my current string of chronological detailing of celebrity deaths, Andy Rooney has died after complications from a minor surgery. As my prophetic claim has served, the medical community couldn’t care less about the elderly. From my understanding he wasn’t going in for heart surgery or anything serious, yet he still died during [...]
Joe Frazier Has Died
Joe Frazier died yesterday after a battle with liver cancer. Is it just me or is a bunch of people dying all of a sudden? Maybe it’s me getting older along with everyone else, but I swear when I was 15 this many people didn’t die. If we keep up this pace we may solve [...]
Dan Wheldon Has Died
This site is starting to look more like an obituary than anything else. I don’t know if it’s because a lot of people decided in direct succession or that I really get off on people dying, but either way, if you are interested in hearing about people dying, feel free to check it out here [...]
Al Davis Has Died
It appears that I only post when someone either gets divorced or dies. I don’t know if that means I enjoy the watching the ends of things or if I’m an asshole, but either way, Al Davis has passed. Now I know what you’re thinking, hasn’t he been dead for years? Well, despite looking dead for [...]
