Posts tagged ‘ashton kutcher’
Demi Moore Is A Pedophile
Keeping on the Jerry Sandusky theme, Demi Moore was on the prowl for some sophomore cock before skipping her last 18 meals, smoking flavia, and then going into epileptic seizures. More notably, she was trolling for Zack Efron. Efron, who is 24, 1 year younger than Ashton Kutcher when he married Moore 7 years ago, [...]
Demi and Ashton Are Finally Getting Divorced
After several months of speculation Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting divorced. Jesus Christ was this charade still going on? It seems like years ago where I was reading about the whore who claimed she had unprotected sex with him. When you’re claiming you just slept with a married man, telling people the sex [...]
Ashton Kutcher Can’t Even Tweet By Himself
It’s long been thought that Ashton Kutcher is a dumbass who can’t think for himself and really has a difficult time functioning like a normal human being. I watched Punk’d once and the guy couldn’t sit still for a complete thought. He just kept waiving his hands in the air and say things like ‘Oh [...]
Demi and Ashton Are Getting Divorced
Another sign of the apocalypse shown itself this past weekend when it was revealed by the always trustworthy Star magazine that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting divorced. You know, if a thrice married 47-year-old and a male model who proudly professed the mountains of women he had sex with on The Howard Stern [...]
