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Features:

• 100% Cotton
• Customizable Lampoon Journal Quotes
• Works Great With Women

After Purchase:

• Contact us here and let us know the quote and size you would like to use.

Other available quotes for t-shirts*:

• “The Lampoon Journal taught me how to read.” – Reggie Bush
• “When I was born deaf and blind I never thought I’d never enjoy a gas station that sells quality subs at wholesale prices, but then The Lampoon Journal showed me WaWa™.”  – Hellen Keller
• “Political commentary so good, it blows my mind.”  – John F. Kennedy
• “Humor so good, it will make your eyes read.” – The Washington Post
• “I have learned everything I know about culture and history from The Lampoon Journal.”  – Jessica Simpson
• “When I killed my wife and another man, I thought there was nowhere to turn.  I was wrong; The Lampoon Journal was there for me.”  – OJ Simpson

Personalized Quotes:

• “The Lampoon Journal is my livelihood.”
• “The Lampoon Journal is what Willis was talking about.”
• “The Lampoon Journal taught me about the fiscal corruption of the 2009 Iran election and the anti government backlash and taught me how to fart, all at the same time.”
• The Lampoon Journal taught me how to be an alcoholic and quit drinking at the same time.”
• The Lampoon Journal took my virginity.”
• The Lampoon Journal quit college in order to teach people what it had learned.”

*All quotes are fictional and made up.  If you had to read this to verify that statement, please do not attempt procreation.  Do not even attempt self gratification for you do not deserve it.