The Lampoon Journal was founded in 2007 as a literary bankrupt vision of the way news should be reported to the rest of the world.  While we take the actual news and church it up so it seems slightly easier to read, the end result is a cornucopia of delight mixing in with your brain particles and fusing with your eye particles.

Read in over 80 countries worldwide, The Lampoon Journal is a publication that speaks to all people of the earth.  Namely, anyone interested in reading the news as it happens and learning about the adjustments of over developing nations using aggressive consumption as a means to over compensate for a struggling GDP.  Well, that may not actually be discussed, but you can pretend you are developing a sense of self-worth throughout these gilded pages if it makes you feel better.

So, if you fall into that category, enjoy your average 1 minute and 43 seconds on this site, you Ritalin-incensed, attention depraved connectives, distended from the world which abandoned you into an abysmal descent of unhappiness and self loathing.  We will treat you like a downer would to a manic-depressive.  Enjoy the spiritual cocktail that is The Lampoon Journal.

- TLJ